Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Disgusting things I eat at school (part 2)

What could you possibly make with these ingredients... donuts, ground beef, bacon, and cheese? Hmm... I'm sincerely curious (well not really since I already made them), but let me just say it was delicious. On a day where I was too annoyed to do anything, I decided to do the one thing that makes more sense to me than anything else. If you haven't guessed yet what I mean, I'm talking about eating. Given my personality though, it would be completely pointless to eat something normal like ice cream, pizza, or a cheeseburger. No, to alleviate my stress, I needed something that was so calorie dense, and so overwhelmingly fattening that it would clog my arteries melt my troubles away. So before Chris and I left to go get my new bike... a Cannondale Caad9 (they're not paying me to say this btw), I came up with a plan for an irregular dinner. On our way back, we collected our ingredients, which made biking back to the dorm a little bit more difficult, and we were on our way to culinary success (or I guess some people might say failure/disgust). On a completely unrelated side note, it might've taken me something like 12 or 13 years, but I've finally figured out how to ride without hands on a road bike. It's something that I could never do for fear of crashing, but it turns out that it's incredibly easy once you learn to overcome the fear of sitting up, double win? Anyway, wtf is it that we made?

Start with a dozen donuts (+1 since the guy at Dunkin gave me an extra for some reason... I think he might've been hitting on me, but that explains why there's a 'friend tag' on this post).

Continue by making 6 balls of ground chuck. I'd like to note that there is something like 1.6 to 2.0 pounds of meat in those 6 meatballs (which eventually became 7 when Han arrived). So yeah... 4 to 5 oz. per. These were made into perfect circles, because... well... look at Chris go to work on those balls!

This will continue when I decide to end your suspense, if you're friends with me on facebook, you probably already know what I made, in which case... stfu, don't ruin it for the other 20 readers I have hahaha. With that said, I have a favor to ask of my readers (not many of you), if you could introduce just 1 person to my blog... just 1 is enough... I can double my reader base! Maybe that's wishful thinking, but I like to think that there are actually people reading my senseless rambling, and even possibly enjoying reading it too (big LOL at that). In any case, thanks?


V. Zhang said...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW nicky i literally cringed when i saw the two of those together

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